April 24, 2004

Dear Diary,

I saw an arm come through our keyhole and no one believes me.  But I saw it and something's wrong.

More Later.

Later.

I am never leaving the house again. Ever.

My hair...  My hair has rainbow streaks!  It's horrible!  It's like some sort of My Little Pony/Rainbow Brite nightmare.  With glitter. Glitter!!  It's EVERYWHERE!  And if all that weren't bad enough, it's also in these braids.  I'm sure I could look more like a freak, but I'm not sure how.

I don't know how it happened.  One minute, I was walking around outside, looking for whatever thing stuck its arm through the keyhole, and the next, these buzzing little light things were flying all around me.  Giles says they were fairies, but they didn't look anything like any sort of fairies I'd ever heard of. Of course, most of the fairies I've heard of have been in stories and cartoons, so I probably don't have the most accurate information.

Giles is trying to figure out how to undo this, but until then Buffy is just going to have to home school me or something, because there is no way I'm ever going out in public like this.

Later.

I should be asleep now, but I wanted to tell you-Mark and I went to the movies and it was really cool. We had like the best time, he was so understanding. Oh, my hair and that arm thing?  Fergus is this elf guy or something and he just wanted to get drunk.  Giles gave him money to get booze and kicked him out and sent us all to the movies so he could have time with Buffy.  I've never seen him look that way before.  I guess I better be glad Willow put on that soundproofing.  Anyway, just wanted to tell you that Mark and I are together again and my hair's normal and Buffy and Giles finally did it (which I am so not thinking about again) and everything's great!

More Later.